- 4th October 2019
Friday 4th October 2019
9am – 3pm
Tesco Extra Kettering
Over the past few weeks, we have been busy with the Northamptonshire Police Volunteers and PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile, arresting eight local scoundrels who are going to be locked up in Police cell vans at Tesco Kettering.
They need your support in order to raise their £999 in bail to secure their timely release.
PLEASE JOIN US AT TESCO KETTERING ON FRIDAY 4TH OCTOBER TO JEER OUR CONVICTS!
Let’s find out a little more about the horrific crimes they have committed…
Beat Route Radio Breakfast Show Presenter Ian has been apprehended on charges of ‘too many CARBs!’ (That’s Crimes Against Radio broadcasting to those not in the know!)
Ian was arrested LIVE ON AIR during his Breakfast Show! But he didn’t go down without a fight… and officer PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile had to get very firm with him to prevent escape!
HELP IAN raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/BeatRouteRadio
Grange Primary Academy Headteacher Mr Latimer has been locked up on charges of “making the school children work far too hard!”
Mr Latimer was arrested during a school assembly in front of all his students, where he was a very popular choice to be led away in handcuffs!
HELP MR LATIMER raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/grangeprimaryacademy
Wicksteed Park Chairman Oliver Wicksteed has been taken down with the terrible crime of “walking on the grass at Wicksteed Park!”
During his arrest this naughty chairman was showing no remorse and was caught dashing across the lawns as he tried to evade the Northamptonshire Police Volunteers!
HELP OLIVER raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/oliver-wicksteed-cransley
Cummins Wellingborough employee Danielle has been taken down due to “stealing fruit from her colleagues fruit bowls!” (Which is kindly provided by the company)
At her arrest, Danielle was paraded through her workplace with the Northamptonshire Police Volunteers and PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile as she tried in vain to protest her charges!
HELP DANIELLE raise her £999 in BAIL to secure her release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Danielle-Wallinger
Rob Callachan from BSH in Kettering didn’t even try to hide his moves, as he was dragged away for ‘subjecting everyone to his cringeworthy dad-dancing!
Police Officers and PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile struggled to tie him down during his arrest so only time will tell whether he still manages to groove once he is officially locked up on event day.
HELP ROB raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rob-callachan
Damian Cox, owner of Big Bopper Entertainment was nominated for trial due to ‘helping himself to drinks on the job!’
He might seem to be a friendly-face, but when he was recently arrested, PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile struggled to tear him away from the bar where he was indulging directly from the beer-pumps! It’ll be interesting to see how he fares with a stay in the Police vans!
HELP DAMIAN raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/damian-cox2
Cransley Hospice Coffee Shop Manager Suzanne has been detained for ‘sneakily eating all the cakes while on duty!’
When we turned up to arrest her…Suzanne had done a runner!! PC Cassie the Cransley Crocodile had to console herself with a cup of tea in the Coffee Shop, but sadly no cake – as Suzanne had already scoffed it all earlier in the day!
HELP SUZANNE raise her £999 in BAIL to secure her release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/suzanne-grainger
Malcom the Fishman
Local Legend Malcom the Fishman has been taken into custody for “stealing fish from the Tesco Extra Kettering fish counter!”
Malcom was actually caught in the act, but thankfully we were able to handcuff him and lead him away quickly before any further fishy-behaviour could take place!
HELP MALCOM raise his £999 in BAIL to secure his release! Donate today here: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Malcom-The-Fishman1
This event is kindly supported by Tesco Extra Kettering and the Northamptonshire Police Volunteers.
Tesco Extra, Kettering